May you all get what you want under the tree, whether it's a girl in a skimpy Santa suit or an LS7.R Corvette engine from Katech.
For my Jewish friends and readers, Happy Hanukkah, which started yesterday.
And for those of you celebrating Festivus today, may you enjoy your time around the aluminum pole. I hope you tell everyone in your life how they've disappointed you over the past 12 months. Get your grievences off your chest!